but can you imagine if Glorfindel joined the fellowship instead of Merry and Pippin, and in Moria they accidentally manages to disturb the balrog anyway and Glorfindel goes like:
oh my god not this stupid shit again
*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS HAIR IN A HIGH BUN*
NOW COME AT ME BRO
I couldn’t resist
can i offer my contribution to this
This post needs Ecthelion.
ok here u go
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
Secondly, undead are immune to piercing damage.
yeah, but presuming the bones have strong cohesion, he has that skeleton pretty caught. He can hold him back or push him or toss him to the side or something.
yeah, but presuming this is a MAGICAL SASSY SKELETON DEMON FROM THE DEEPEST DUNGEONS OF NIGHTMARELAND I think the undead monster casually getting stabbed has the upper hand here